Operating Theater Patient Record

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Your subject:     Select one... You make me feel so good!! Please send me info. Get me off your F@#$% mailing list! I want to be your sugardaddy. I want to volunteer. I want a meatball Tee-shirt! I just like to fill out forms. I have to ask a really dumb question.
Where does it hurt?      Select one... All over! My nodes are swollen. I'm allergic...to sh*t like this. I think I'm pregnant with your baby. I feel fine. I feel great! You feel great!
Can we get a second opinion?     Select one... Okay, you're ugly, too! I don't have an opinion. I'm just wasting time at work. I've wasted the best years of my life. End crass commercialism! Seriously, How can I give you money?

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